My octopus: Introduction
I'm sitting at the microscope and scan a few tissue sections. The bad part is that I every three minutes between microscopy and office must rush back and forth. The good thing is that I do so at least a bit of sport. And because of such short intervals because I already can not work properly, I surf again useless around the net.
Well, so utterly pointless it was not this time. I've finally taken the time to look at the visitor statistics of my blog in more detail. It's not that big I do advertising for my blog. It was and is mainly intended to keep my friends up to date. More is also not really, because it makes the Nerd Blog Spot of the World as difficult as possible to find interesting blogs. But back to the topic. What I meant to say: Blog Spot is a damn greedy data Octopus! Not only did I find out the location, the operating system and other bells and whistles of my visitors. I get sometimes said what have googled my visitors to go to my site.
to the harmless and frequently sought items include "Schwiz", "Basel" and, strangely, "Fotzelschnitte. I had the Word once mentioned here. Those who still do not know, this is the Swiss version of "French toast". Such as that a "drunken virgin" (like French toast, only in wine instead of dipped in milk) call, I still have not figured out. Stranger are the search terms such as "Kontrolfreak chief", "Hopp Schwiz Lyrics," "How much land do I get for xy Bath?", "If women overtake in miniskirt pictures" and my favorite, "Switzerland Regulation laughter in the street".
And then - as it should there be different - there's not the number Adult all terms such as "elephant sperm" (that there were even several times !!!), "where can I find Lady Boys" (greet Thailand can) and "prostate massage Basel" (multiple times !!!). I mean, HELLO?! How in the world my blog ends up in these searches so far forward that means some Depp that he might find helpful info here! There are millions of other websites that have special designates certain of something and invest a considerable sum of money to everyone who wants to know it's not the pop-ups to give such knowledge.
Anyway, I'm after the whole thing feel like an experiment. I'll spice up my next blog entry with moronic word combinations, unique and everything possible ambiguities crap. Let's see how to change my visitor statistics hehe.
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