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Here is a Group Leader at the Institute (Labor leader) of the famous for its leak-Me-But-setting is. His latest quotes highlight:

.! Life is shit And then you die "

was announced as his job was motivation seems not yet been invented.

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My interaction with the data octopus: Let's go play with the data

I should really write porn again more often. This writer's block in my brain is not really funny. As in Sex all over the world I should be as a text that my traffic can jump up. And doing it without Blogspot classify my blog as harmful to minors. I'm so focused so that there could by running in the lab now 1000 naked women without me knowing. That reminds me that I once again would have to wash my sexy underwear. Last week apart like my luck Snoopy boxer shorts final. 12 years while they served me faithful, now I have to do without it * sob *.

So long as the bait should. Next week, I know more ...

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My octopus: Introduction

I'm sitting at the microscope and scan a few tissue sections. The bad part is that I every three minutes between microscopy and office must rush back and forth. The good thing is that I do so at least a bit of sport. And because of such short intervals because I already can not work properly, I surf again useless around the net.

Well, so utterly pointless it was not this time. I've finally taken the time to look at the visitor statistics of my blog in more detail. It's not that big I do advertising for my blog. It was and is mainly intended to keep my friends up to date. More is also not really, because it makes the Nerd Blog Spot of the World as difficult as possible to find interesting blogs. But back to the topic. What I meant to say: Blog Spot is a damn greedy data Octopus! Not only did I find out the location, the operating system and other bells and whistles of my visitors. I get sometimes said what have googled my visitors to go to my site.

to the harmless and frequently sought items include "Schwiz", "Basel" and, strangely, "Fotzelschnitte. I had the Word once mentioned here. Those who still do not know, this is the Swiss version of "French toast". Such as that a "drunken virgin" (like French toast, only in wine instead of dipped in milk) call, I still have not figured out. Stranger are the search terms such as "Kontrolfreak chief", "Hopp Schwiz Lyrics," "How much land do I get for xy Bath?", "If women overtake in miniskirt pictures" and my favorite, "Switzerland Regulation laughter in the street".

And then - as it should there be different - there's not the number Adult all terms such as "elephant sperm" (that there were even several times !!!), "where can I find Lady Boys" (greet Thailand can) and "prostate massage Basel" (multiple times !!!). I mean, HELLO?! How in the world my blog ends up in these searches so far forward that means some Depp that he might find helpful info here! There are millions of other websites that have special designates certain of something and invest a considerable sum of money to everyone who wants to know it's not the pop-ups to give such knowledge.

Anyway, I'm after the whole thing feel like an experiment. I'll spice up my next blog entry with moronic word combinations, unique and everything possible ambiguities crap. Let's see how to change my visitor statistics hehe.

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dance nostalgia

The last few months much has happened: the meat was more expensive again, I got hair in places where I still believed that to have and it came back few pounds more on the scale. The biggest change I notice however on the job. Gradually, many of the friends I've won here in recent years. Either marry her and move away to make her Ph.D. and pull away, pull away to get married or find a real job, move out there, get married and have children of necessity.

Anyway, it's a strange feeling at once a senior in the laboratory to be and be seen in the naively optimistic faces of new students. A colleague said (only half) jokingly: "They want to learn! They will learn fast, and it will either crush them or make them stronger! ". is a fact: I just do not want to befriend me really with the new. I would rather go to lunch alone loop, with a few bites down a salad and then rushing back to the lab. It will still take a while before I use the new faces warm.

During one of the farewell parties in recent weeks I have remembered an old song by Baz Luhrman, "Wear Sunscreen". In principle, just a list is read out from good advice. The original text ("Advice, like youth, probably just wasted on the young") comes from Mary Schmich, a columnist for the Chicago Tribune. Here's the video (short version):



Anyway, I always feel extremely nostalgic when I hear the song. When I heard the song on the radio at that time I thought it was just funny, because I could really start something with the tips. Now, nearly ten years later, it all starts to make sense a lot more. As it probably will be for another ten years?

clear that some alternative versions were made of the song. For students, the variation of the PhD Comics genius perhaps the best. are available for would-be gangster it a cool video of Chris Rock:



PS: While reading, I notice how extremely poor has become my style of writing . You can tell real that I do not write more regularly, embarrassing :-(

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